… “And it’s no the first time neevar. Naw.” “An if ah hide unner it like ah’ve been traint tae, then the Guy isnae gonnae clock me when he walks past. Naw. Naw, nae chance eh that. No wi this bunnet hidin ma coupon, an ma professional skills. Naw. Who’s the clown 🤡 now Kunts……

… “A right Kunt sittin here oan this park bench, lookin nuhin like a Kunt.👹 Nuhin like a pedo.👺  Naw… absolutely naebody can see, or tell, wit ah’m are. An aht’s cos ah’m actin it awe toap secret, an ah’m awe in disguise, awe incognito, awe unner cover. Ah’ve paid thoosans fir this disguise, so…

“… an make like a rat sliding aff a coo’s shite tae show at ah’m still a wee Kunt 👹, aht ah’m still a clown 🤡, an aht ah come up tae this park awe the time, so ah dae. An no jist when the Guy’s err.” • KuntCaptured @ Sslithering uncomfortably past near Kings…

… “but ah’m a smug ugly Kunt eh a clown 🤡, stawndin here, kiddin oan ah’m a lawyer, in the middle o the place where awe they London toap lawyers hing aboot. So dinnae tell anywan at ah’m in disguise. At way naewan will have a scooby… speshally no the Guy when he walks past…

… “tae drink ma fizzy juice, an munch oan ma chippie chips.  Aht’s awe.  Aye, aht’s awe ah come up here tae dae.” 🤡 • Errrr… now, not all of that statement is entirely true is it?  And we all know which part that is, don’t we. • KuntCaptured @ sitting Sslitheringly uneasily on a…

… Can you spot it?  Can you pick out the Kunt? You’ll be glad not to have seen this wee clown Kunt’s Kunt ugly coupon. 🤡  I did, and I can tell you that it is something that would leave the likes of hideous looking pretty. • KuntCaptured @ Sslithering down Sauchiehall Street, Glasgow ~ 12th…

…“sittin here in a Kuntin Kunt vehicle.”  “Ye see, ah’ve jist parked the motor up tae where the Guy is gonnae walk past, an ah’m jist checkin wi masel tae see how much eh a Kunt am actually are.” • Plainly, Kunt, you are a complete and utter Kunt, sitting all creepoid like in a…

… A bare faced Kunt, slithering past me, and trying to act like it’s not a Kunt. 👹 Yet we all know it most certainly is.  And so does the Kunt. • KuntCaptured @ Top of Byres Road, West End, Glasgow ~ 28th June 2024.

… Not according to the dog, Kunt.  Not sure who looks the most miserable… the Beagle, or the bitch? • KuntCaptured @ Glasgow Botanic Gardens Park —  10th June 2024.

Just as well you can’t see this particular Kunt’s face… because it was, let’s just say, horrendously beastly. 👹 (And, it was also just as well that there were no children about!) • KuntCaptured @ Avinguda de Santa Coloma, beside Escola Ferran de Segarra, Santa Coloma de Gramenet, Barcelona —  31st May 2024.