… “An they’re no funny neevar. 👹  No a patch oan the Beano, an the Viz, an the Bunty. Naw.  Those are proper comics, so they are, an much mare sofisticatet than these stupit auld drawins.” 🤡 • FinRat Saunters ‘reading’ the artwork in Apsley House.  Took a total of a couple of minutes to…

… “Ah mean, ah’ve nevar been oan a bus in ma puff.  So ah interneted it, an aht Google hing is tellin me aht wance ah pay the guy at the door, then ah’ve tae sit in wan eh the bus seats like it’s wan eh Da’s vans.  An then when ah want tae get…

… “A Kunt aht’s actin it like a Kunt aht’s waitin fir somewan.  Aht’s no aht difficult for me but, cos av aweways been telt aht ah look like an Kunt anyways.  An, come tae hink eh it, a lot like a clown anaw. 🤡  So this walkin aboot, an lookin like a pure Kunt,…

… “or ma girlfriend, or ma boyfriend, an then walk aboot the toon wi me, an go tae the pub, an tae then try an make it look like aht ah’m no an evil wee Kunt aht naebody wants tae be pals wi.” 👺 • Found this little ratty turd in a bar just off…

… “plannin wit kids an wimen an men an auld people tae kill, or fiddle, or use an exploit.  Cos ah hink aht’s dead funny hing tae dae, so ah dae, and so dae awe us Kuntin Kunts.  An aht’s how we, mare aften than no, walk aboot wi Kunt evil smug grins oan oor…

… “Ah mean, just check the Kuntin nick o me. Dae ah no scream pedo kiddie snatcher, or wit? 🤡 Ah mean, ah even gie masel the creepy jeebies, so ah dae.” 👺 • Note the make of the jumper… 🎣 Such a clever GeniuSS this one.  Not so much a shark 🦈,  as a…

… “an then by ma maw fir lettin the wee lassie slap me aboot. 🤕 • Burst nose turd Kunt trying to hide under a bunnet as I make my way out of Edinburgh Airport.  Note: I’ve just flown in from Spain and this pathetic excuse for a Kunt is one of the first clowns…

… “an ah’m using ma groomiest patter oan this wee lassie.” 👹 • Now that is a particularly creepy Kunt. Nothin good about any of it. Q: Is that girl an innocent unsuspecting bystander, or something much, much worse — the unfortunate cursaid spawn of that Kunt? • KuntCaptured from the opposite platform @ Monument…

… “Aye… follow him aboot, an try an no get rumbled, or tae look like a right Kunt eh a clown neevar, but ah hink ma Kunt hat might hav gied oor game away.” 🤡 • It actually spoke (and nervously) when getting its photo taken: “Awwrighht mate? 🤡… “ Make your own reply…  What…

… “cleverly disguised as an auld jackass Kunt, so ah can secretly walk aboot this park, the swings, an the roonaboots, an look fir wee kiddies tae perv over.” 👺 • Comment heard in passing:“Am so pwoud of you … ” Are you? What are you proud of Kunt? That pathetic excuse for a ‘disguise’? Or…