… “So ah’m sittin here scoffin oan ma dinner tryin no tae act like wit the wee Kunts dae… a complete an utter Kunt. 

It’s so difficult but, cos ah know aht’s wit am arr all o’er. Ah mean, just look at me fir Kunt’s sake.

Like ma Ma an Da used tae aweways telt me but: “Ye can be taught tae be a right Kunt, but ye hav tae be a bit eh a Kunt anaw in the first place tae be a complete an utter Kunt.”

Anyways, ah thot ah wis daen awewrite, sittin here tryin tae look nuhin like a Kunt, an err wisnae any chance the Guy wid rumble me, or know who ah’m are. But en, en ah spottet him taking ma picture, an awe that went oot these bootiful plastic windaes. 

Ma knickers are in a right twist noo… an ah hink ah’ve jist let a bit o pis oot anaw. 

But ah’m gonnae sit here and try an finish this 15 Euro pizza. Cos tae be honest, ah cannae staund up anyways after he looked at me like aht. 

Plus, ah wish ah’d ordered wit ah usually chomp oan… an aht’s as many Bratwürsts as ah can stuff in ma hole 🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭 … an maybes a Frankfurter or two anaw tae go wi it.

An… tae make hings even worse… aht feckin song ah feckin hhhaaaattte keeps playin oan in ma heed.👺”

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“WHY, WHY, WHY… JEMMIIIMMAAAAA? 🎼”

The Kunts send out the hardest Kunt they have on this day.

And that’s about right. 🐓🤡

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KuntCaptured; Ssquirmingly Ssitting @ Frankfurt La Riera restaurant, Carrer de la Riera, Calella, Spain ~ 16th May 2025.