… “Aye… mare poecket dosh, aht’s if ah walk aboot fir a bit, awe dressed up like a dug aht’s dressed up as Mick Hucknall.

Ah says tae the Kunt; ‘Whit?… Mick who, Joise?… Never heard eh the Kunt?’

An ye know wit the Kunt says tae me? Wifoot a word eh a lie, this is wit aht Kunt said:

“He’s the singer fae one of they auld pop groups, aht Simply Red… so go tae the prrrofesssional make up wimen, and jist take this dug wi ye, an then walk aboot doon at Rio park where the Guy goes, an copy wit the dug does.”

So ah googled aht Hucknall Kunt, an ah hink the disguise is right bang oan. Ah could even be the Kunts bro’er, so ah could. An ah look nuhin like name eh us Kunts wi this oot fit oan, neevar ah dae. 🤡

So ah walked past the Guy awe incognito wi the disguise oan, an the dug, and he didnae have a scooby. 

Means aht ah’m defanitely gettin mare pocket dosh, so ah’m are. And ye know wit, ah hink ah’m gonnae keep the disguise oan fir a bit, an ah’m gonnae take this rather attractive dug oot fir a drink wi ma pocket money, money, money tae one eh the Bratwurst bars. 🦮 🤡.

But don’t mention aht tae nae Kunt, will ye. Cause ah want this here pooch awe tae masel, so ah dae.” 👹

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Mick Hucknall? … more like Mick Fukkall.

Simply Red? … more like Simply inbred.

…and so very, very, very embarrassingly pathetic.

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KuntCaptured; Sslithering Kunt looking nothing like Mick Hucknall @ Rio Besòs Park, Santa Coloma de Gramanet, Barcelona, España ~ 20th May 2025.