… “She jist googled ‘who’s the ugliest ugly Rat Kunt ever’ … and ma coupon came up oan the search. Well, mare than a couple o picturess o me anyways, along wi the usual Kunt suspects aht came up oan there anaw.

Ah mean…  Whit?! Me?! Ugly?!

She aweways telt me ah wis the best, nearly good looking, Clown Kunt she’d ever met 🤡. 

An ah thought so anaw, so ah did. Ah know she’s nae oily picture, but, fuck me awe ways wi ma Da’s banjo if ah’m no far mare better lookin than her. 

An aht google by the way. Whit a fuckin con dat is.

Ah’m no payin for the google broadband nae mare. 

Fuck dat Google mob 🤬 … an their who’s the maste ugliest ugly Rat Kunt ever list.”

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This Johnny ‘Saville’ Clark Kunt decided to get on the same flight as me to Barcelona.

Showed him my YoYo and he sat like a good little doggie in the waiting area for the duration. 

As for her, she definitely liked my YoYo. 

But in a very different way. 😋

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KuntCaptured; whilst waiting at boarding gate @ Edinburgh Airport ~ 26th April 2025.