… “Aht, an aht ah’m wan eh the up an comin Turd Reich Kiddie Fiddlers traint unner the Sstealfiest-eh-the-Sstelfy Sspy Pansy Youth Divisionen. 👹

The Kuntmandant promised us that the Guy widnae have a clue who, or wit, ah wis… cos he traint us himsel.

An it wis awe gawin wünderbar, so it wis, until the Guy got up an went an feckin walked aboot the carriage. 

Ah scheißened masel in ma jungen kechs when he walked past the first time, do ah did. An en he walked past again, an aht wis it… ah called the Kuntmandant an telt him tae have a 💩 Turd hose doon van ready fir us comin aff the train.

Ah tried tae hide masel fir the rest eh the way, an en got wan eh meine boyfreundes tae escort me aff after the train got tae Madrid. 

We waitet for donkeeeees ages. But the guy wis like just standin oan the platform. Waitin fir me, or somehin.

We didnae know wit tae dae, so we called Herr Kuntmandant and he said there’d be loads eh bonus bum banjoin in it fir us if went up tae the Guy and said somefin.

So aht’s wit we did. Wi meine liebe boyfreunde fir protection, ah made like we were gonnae walk past and then went strait up tae him an asked:

“Are you feelmin me?”

But awe he said wis aht he wis takin pictures eh the station platform. And then ye know wit he fukkin asked us? … He asked us:

“Are you filming me?”

Ah didnae know wit tae say tae answer aht wan. So we jist sslithered away in silent embarassment.

We telt Herr Kuntmandant aboot it awe, an let’s just say he wisnae at awe happy aboot it. Ah could hardly make oot wit he was screamin aboot oan the phone, cos he usually staerts tae sound like a squealin rat aht’s gettin a right banjoin when he staerts aff oan wan. 👺🐀

But wit ah did hear him say wis somehin aboot: …

…KLEINE BANJO ACTIONEN… FUR DU… UND DEINE BOYFREUNDEEEEE!!!… KKKUNTEEENNNN…

So ah guess aht means we’re gettin Fukk awe.” 🤡

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Yep. That’s pretty much it for this pair of Turdy Rat Reich Kunts. 

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KuntCaptured; Ssitting on same train carriage @ AVE TRAIN from Barcelona to Madrid, and @ Madrid Atocha station platform ~ 21st May 2025.