… “? … ? …

…ah left it aboot here sumwer oan the river… 

Somewir…

… ? … ? 

… but I’ll be banjoed sideyways if ah know where it is. … ? … ? 

So ah left the ol Kunt an a wee Turd Kunt kiddie tae play him the banjo while ah wis tae run past the Guy real fast like so he widnae clock me.

Awe aht went tae feck but, as ah got a bit confuSSed, so ah did. An fukk me wi a basS banjo, but ah hink he’s went an cloacked me anaw.

But we’re awe sortet, so we are, cos ah’ve got these dugs… an ah’ve got ma boy shoarts oan… an ah’ve got ma dug tattoo oot an oan show anaw… so’s everywan can see aht ah’m mare dug than rat. 🐀❓🦮❓🤡.

An aht’s how we’re awe sortet, so we are.” 👺

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Nah… you’re stilll a Ratwurst Kunt to everyone.

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KuntCaptured; Sslithering by @ Rio Besòs Park, Santa Coloma de Gramanet, Barcelona, España ~ 19th May 2025.