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… “I’m an in disguise right fukkin ugly Kunt, tryin no tae look like a creepy as Kunt, ugly Kunt.” 👺 • A HedisnaeknowamarightKunt, incognito-but-no-incognito Kunt, sitting at a cafe, looking creepy as fuk, and trying to act like the biggest Kunt in town. 👹 Now, the tighty grey and whitey camo top doesn’t add…
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… “Ah’m jist an ugly as sin Kunt, walkin past the Guy, an he disnae know who am are, an he nevar even sawr us.” 👹 • This, an attempt by a Kunt at a ‘hedidnaeseeme-didnaehaveaclue’ Kunt slither past. • KuntCaptured @ Glasgow University grounds, Scotland — 2nd March 2024.
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… “Aye, aht’s right… ah’m the Kunt they call the General Ssod 👹, so am are… and yous will awe kneel doon afore the Ssod, so yees will. Aht’s right… yer new ruler… me… General Kuntin Ssod 👹. Aye, today begins a nu world order, so it does. Awe yer lands, awe yer possessions, awe…
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… how to properly pronounce Black Forest Gateau in German: 🧑🏻 “Hi…” 🧑🏻 “… So I wanted to ask you… how do you pronounce shvarz-welder-kirsh-tor-teh 🍰 in German?” 👩🏻 ”😳…” 👩🏻 “Wha… whaaat…?” 🧑🏻 “… yeah… just how you pronounce it properly… you know… shvarz-welder-kirsh-tor-teh 🍰?” 👩🏻 ”Erm… it’s Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte.” 🧑🏻 “… ah… ok……
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… Dave is a Rock guy. Dave is not a Kunt. Nope… Dave is definitely not a Kunt. Dave makes Rock music. Dave makes kick-ass Rock music. Dave is in a band called the Foo Fighters. Some girls also think Dave is quite hot. Some girls also think Dave is one damn hot, good looking,…
