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… “Aside fae being telt tae try n creep the Guy oot by sittin here lookin creepy ugly after he comes oot wi the shoppin, I’ll be banjo banged if ah miss this banjo boy bangin sesSion anaw. So ah’m lookin it up oan oor Bum-Banjo-app, an it says they’ve broat in a new wee…
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… “an a bone, an a swastika mini skirt… an some dosh. Ah’m fukkin puzzled as fukk but, so ah’m are… Ah mean, ah dinnae even know how tae play the banjo 🪕☹️. El jefe says no tae worry masel but, an aht ah’ve tae go an see el jefe’s, jefe’s, jefe’s bitch aboot it. …
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… “Da prefers other musicals anyways. No any eh aht Foo Fighters shite. The Kunt says it reminds him eh hings he’d rather forget. Says we should listen tae the stuff he likes. An nuffin else. He’s broat us up on his favourit film anyways… an he has the soondtrack fir it on oan awe…
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… “She jist googled ‘who’s the ugliest ugly Rat Kunt ever’ … and ma coupon came up oan the search. Well, mare than a couple o picturess o me anyways, along wi the usual Kunt suspects aht came up oan there anaw. Ah mean… Whit?! Me?! Ugly?! She aweways telt me ah wis the best,…
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… “An, they spent even mare hunners eh their dosh oan payin these complete strangers tae kid oan they’re ma wee Boy Racer pals anaw. Tell ye wit but, this costume is pure geeneeus. Ah look nuhin like a Kunt 👹. Ah look nuhin like the son of a Kunt 👹 neevar. Ah look nuhin…
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… “an kid oan ah’ve no seen him, maybe the Guy will jist walk past an no see me creepin by in this motor.” 👺 • Nope. It didn’t think I’d see it… this Johnny Clark Kunt, creepily crawling through the traffic. — Stay in the car Kunt. • KuntCaptured; attempting a Ssly drive by…
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• He can sing a bit • He can certainly dance • He’s made iconic videos • Especially in the ‘Rio’ music video (and on a certain yacht) — buffon out for all to see, 80’s shoulder pads flapping in the wind, neon style oozing from every pore • He’s very much a ladies man,…
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… “It took Josie months tae show me how tae dae incognito anaw, so it did. Ah thought ah was dead professsional at it, but it wis just as well they gied us a dug tae walk me an the missus aboot anaw, cos it knows mare aboot the area, and where tae walk, and…
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… “An ah’ve tae speshally make sure aht naebody sees me, and aht naebody takes any pictures eh me neevar. An ah telt General Ssod, who we mastely call — ‘aht clown Josie 🤡,’ you know like the Kunt fae aht auld TV programme Francie an Josie. Well, anyways, ah telt the Kunt; “Josie, ah’m…
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… “An aht’s me jist walking back fae ma glockenflute lessons, so ah’m are. An ah’m haulin this bag eh dosh anaw, an ah’ve tae gie it tae the Boss 🤡 fir the Kunt being the good wee bitch aht he is. Tell ye wit but, they Gary Glitter tunes arenae easy tae learn oan…
