… “to tell Adolf Junior Junior, to tell The Baron to stop with the Gary Glitter beasting orgies for a minute and go and tell Fergal, to tell Anatolly Crapov, to tell the Muppet eh a man Kunt, to tell Fake Ratbit, to tell Vincent the weapon, to tell Pedo Party Boy, to tell Mickey…

… “so that the Guy wid get awe confused.  But ah spottet this randy ol’ Kunt. An ah went an used ma best chat up line on him…  “You fukkie fukkie, Kunt?” ah says tae him. An it worked a trick.  So ah’m takin the ol’ Kunt tae the back eh wan eh they Fraikin…

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… “An we decided tae make a plan that we’d dae a drive by when the Guy wis sittin in the Madrid, cos it makes us feel like big Boass Kunts, an cleverer as Fukk anaw when we dae aht. It was bang oan anaw cos he was sittin no far fae wit am telt…

… “Aht, an aht ah’m wan eh the up an comin Turd Reich Kiddie Fiddlers traint unner the Sstealfiest-eh-the-Sstelfy Sspy Pansy Youth Divisionen. 👹 The Kuntmandant promised us that the Guy widnae have a clue who, or wit, ah wis… cos he traint us himsel. An it wis awe gawin wünderbar, so it wis, until…

… “But afore aht, ah’m still tryin tae creep the Guy oot by sittin here tryin no tae look like a kiddie snatchin creepy Kunt, as he walks by me. Says here oan the bum-banjo-app aht we’ve got some fresh wee Kunts comin in fae the Turd Reich Kkiddie Fiddlers Pansy division tae dae a…

… “Aye… mare poecket dosh, aht’s if ah walk aboot fir a bit, awe dressed up like a dug aht’s dressed up as Mick Hucknall. Ah says tae the Kunt; ‘Whit?… Mick who, Joise?… Never heard eh the Kunt?’ An ye know wit the Kunt says tae me? Wifoot a word eh a lie, this…

… “? … ? … …ah left it aboot here sumwer oan the river…  Somewir… … ? … ?  … but I’ll be banjoed sideyways if ah know where it is. … ? … ?  So ah left the ol Kunt an a wee Turd Kunt kiddie tae play him the banjo while ah wis…

… “Sittin here mit meine Ratte Kunten bitchen pretending to liebe der Fußball on der televisione at a Spanische beer bar.” 🤡 • This ugly little Bratwurst Kunt sits at a bar with its bitch as I walk by. Its hired Kunt bitches sit behind it. The ‘Protectionen.’ So embarrassing. • KuntCaptured; Ssittin uneasily @…

… “So ah’m sittin here scoffin oan ma dinner tryin no tae act like wit the wee Kunts dae… a complete an utter Kunt.  It’s so difficult but, cos ah know aht’s wit am arr all o’er. Ah mean, just look at me fir Kunt’s sake. Like ma Ma an Da used tae aweways telt…