… “We practissed fir it, o’er, an o’er, an o’er:…
• Ah got a loan of ma baws back oot eh Mammy Kunt’s 🤡 handbag an drove up tae the Guy’s hoose in an incognito motor. Ah wis still right kackin it but.
• We tricked wan eh his pals tae walk doon the street taewards him at the same time ah’d be err, an tae blether aboot nonsense, tae distract him.
• Then, ah wis tae drive doon an stoap at the lights while he wis talkin tae his mate.
• Ah wid hide ma coupon anaw anyways ahind the oversized rear view mirror we had some bitches fit in the motor. At way err wis nae chance, fukkin nae chance, at he wid clock us.
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So aht wis awe gawin tae the plan.
But en wit fukkin happent?…
HE FUKKIN CLOCKED US!
Ah dinnae know how, but he took wan look at the motor, then he took a fukkin step tae the side so he could see ma coupon past the big mirror. An at wis it. Fukkin clocked.
Wit a Fukkin Kuntin disasSter!!!!!
Ah didnae know wit tae dae, but thank fukk the trainin kicked in an ah jist sat in the motor an actet nuhin like a pedo Kunt. 👺
The Kuntin lights took aaages tae change, but when they did ah goat right tae fukk oot eh err.
Embarrassin as fukk so it wis.
Aefter ah drove aff ah telt Josie 🤡 tae have wan eh oor cleanin vans awe ready fir us, but Josie had anoher geniee-us idea, so he did… he said it’d get us oor street-cred back.
Seein as the Guy wis bletherin away tae his mate, Josie 🤡 en telt us; “Go back an drive past him, but goin up the street fae ahind him, an at way he disnae see u, an at way we show every Kunt who’s the cleverest BoaSses.” he said.
So aht’s wit ah did. An… he never clocked us wi at wan.
Aht made us awe feel a bit less like right diddies, so it did, speshally when the bitches wir washin the shite affay us in the back eh the van.” 💩👺
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I’m sure it did, Kunt.
Stay in the car Johnny Saville… you pathetic excuse for a Rat Kunt 🐁…
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RateusKuntenCaptured; sitting Ssquirming in a car at the side of the house @ Kingsbridge Drive / 155 Kings Park Av, Glasgow, Scotland, U.K. ~ 21st June 2025.
