• He can sing a bit

• He can certainly dance

• He’s made iconic videos

• Especially in the ‘Rio’ music video (and on a certain yacht) — buffon out for all to see, 80’s shoulder pads flapping in the wind, neon style oozing from every pore

• He’s very much a ladies man, yet also a man’s man.

• He has a rather attractive super model wife 

and…

• He has many true and genuine fans the world over

Natural qualities that none of the Kunts could ever hope to have. Whether practiced, faked, or otherwise.

This poster reminds us (and them) of that. 

Let’s take a moment today to consider their ineptitude in all its patheticness.

Even a Duran Duran tribute band has more talent in its drummer’s drum stick than any of the Kunts that Sslither on this earth.

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Poster Captured @ The Strathbungo Gate, Queen’s Park, Glasgow ~ 23rd April 2025.